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A Pint of Pimm’s: The 2015 Wimbledon Drinking Game

Have you already broken into the strawberries and cream? On Day 2 of the Championships, wash it down with a pint of Pimm’s!

Enjoy, have fun and drink responsibly! 

– Serena Williams puts more money into the swear jar. TAKE A SWIG.

– Fabio Fognini decides to… Fognini. TAKE A SWIG.

– Broadcaster present certain rumors as straight up FACTS. TAKE A SWIG.

– High temperatures hitting the UK spark a “heat rule” debate. TAKE A SWIG. Brad Gilbert or John McEnroe share their thoughts on said heat rule — or any rule in general. TAKE ANOTHER SWIG.

– Novak Djokovic slides on the grass and ends up slipping. TAKE A SWIG. Djokovic’s “cheating” is brought up again. TAKE ANOTHER SWIG.

– Someone in the crowd faints. TAKE A SWIG. Amidst the chaos, a coach uses the opportunity to pass on some tips to their charge in a non-subtle way. TAKE ANOTHER SWIG.

– A player complains that grass is a stupid surface. TAKE A SWIG. Said player is Jelena Jankovic or Benoit Paire. TAKE ANOTHER SWIG.

– Grigor Dimitrov’s results have been nosediving yet he still gets “Grand Slam Champion treatment” at Wimbledon. TAKE A SWIG. Dimitrov makes it further than Maria Sharapova at Wimbledon for a second year in a row. CHUG.

– The camera zooms in on a celebrity and you have NO idea who they are. TAKE A SWIG.

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– Shouts of “COME ON TIM!” echo across the site. TAKE A SWIG. “Now — is it Murray Mound or Henman Hill?” TAKE A SWIG.

– Whenever someone wonders whether Wimbledon 2015 will be Federer’s “last shot at winning a Slam” – TAKE A SWIG.

– Dramatic/emotional BBC Andy Murray Montage. TAKE A SWIG. Dramatic/emotional ESPN Serena Williams Montage. TAKE A SWIG.

– Kim Murray, sitting in the players’ box and her hair shining like strings of gold. TAKE A SWIG – Wearing a “Parental Advisory: Explicit Content”.  TAKE ANOTHER SWIG

– Roving reporter Pam Shriver encounters more language barriers. TAKE A SWIG. Pam Shriver manages to upset a player by talking too loudly. CHUG.

– Someone appears in a press conference wearing a Kimono. TAKE A SWIG. Bouchard defends her finalist points from 2014. CHUG WHATEVER YOU HAVE!

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About René Denfeld (202 Articles)
Weather is my business. Tennis is my playground. Born in the year of the Golden Slam. Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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